u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Yes, hi I’m under arrest.
Awesome outfits, but IDK for some reason I thought that Bon’s helmet there was some variant on Samus Aran’s helmet from the Metroid games lol
Here’s a master list of links I put together to cure boredom. Reblog and spread this list!
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These are AWESOME Saving for future reference.
It was always my headcanon that Prospit dreamers are those who are born heroes but have to prove themselves as warriors and Derse dreamers are those who are born warriors but have to prove themselves as heroes.
then what the hell is sollux